NICK BAROSE’S SURPRISING TALENT

Pampadour’s not-so-secret obsession with Nick Barose is well documented. We’ve interviewed him for the blog, posted photos from his red carpet journey this awards season on the site and are always on the lookout for his useful beauty tips. What we’ve recently discovered, though, has turned our adour-ation up a notch: Nick has a laugh-out-loud-worthy alter ego as a know-it-all beauty vlogger on his Instagram account, @dilokritbarose. Get a sneak peek by following the jump.

We can’t do justice to the hilarity of his posts, so check out the following pics and his captions. Guarantee you will crack up.

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I got a How To request on IG last night about How to get that ” just got out of bed looking #FreshFace with my beauty sleep” look, ya know like in that reality show the sisters all pretending they just woke up ( with their lashes on and face full of make up) they in their pajamas in the kitchen, coffee brewing and they do that sisterly bickering thing I do that with my sisters too like.. ” I just woke up!!!! I don’t have my concealer on yet I swear, this is just me with my #BeautySleep why u trying to piss me off when I haven’t had coffee yet ” This subtle concealer trick is good too for morning#selfie when u want people to really think u wake up like that…. and to make it even more convincing do the selfie in bed like I did and with light coming through from behind so u get that #dreamy Halo glow… ( Guys just Love it, they wanna all wake up next to someone with that soft glow and the white cakey crap sitting on top of the wrinkles) To make it even more convincing that u really just woke up, throw a latte in there, make it extra foamy with friggin heart shape or smiley face on it for added OMG she really wake up like this effect..#morning#freshface #wellrested #beautysleep #concealer#nomorepuffyeyes #latte #morning#DontHateMeCuzIGotMyBeautySleep #NicksTips#beautyguru #makeupartisttothestars

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All my followers mean so much to me, got a request today via twitter for my How To do Contoured cheeks, I mean if you don’t have cheekbones, your life really SUCK so suck your cheeks in and take your blush and carve that shyt in… It looks really good especially around 5 pm on the train with fluorescent lighting overhead…boys Live it and tgey can’t stop textin me cuz my cheekbones look so sexy, try it!!!! #Friday#BeautyGuru #makeup #MakeupArtistToTheStars

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U know how much I love all my followers and take every single one of u seriously so when I got a request last night at 3 am via twitter for my “How To look tan and sexy in 2 minutes” I stayed up all night for this #HowTo ( even tho I’m saying the tip is 2 minutes) Hope u like the music I picked too..so cute..so #sexy.. When it comes to tanning and bronzing, ya gotta let the world know u wear friggin bronzer, like put it on so much so they can see your bronzer from across the street , forget about you, they wanna see your #bronzer !!!! also tanning will make u look skinnier too so pile that shyt on and look like u lost 15 lbs…really works ( #JennyCraig + Juice and A Lot of bronzer is my secret for looking thin, tan and #Gorgeous ) if u not Tan then nobody gonna wanna date u, the world don’t think u worth it And I don’t wanna be ya friggin friend either.. Focus the bronzer on the face and swirl on your face like 15 times to get that summer glow… and Screw the ears and neck, don’t waste your bronzer there because its All about the face n F. the rest!!!! U not wearing enough bronzer unless it rub off on your collars, love seeing that on the subway at the end of the day.. so#chic so #fashionable ….Love you guys!!!!! Xoxoxoxoooo #EverybodyNeedATan#YouNeedATan #IfUNotTanUNotWorthIt#TanAndSkinny #bronzer #tanning #epidemic

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Hi Guys!!!! ( in my overly bubbly #BeautyGuru voice) Check out my new How To Do Sexy Smoky Eyes in 7 Seconds…My beauty philosophy is work with what ya got, don’t fight it!!! If ya eyes real puffy just turn yourself in to a ( sexy) Panda…Come back tomorrow same imaginary YouTube channel for my How To make your face paint look more original when ya gotta go rob a bank #DeadPresidents style.#HowTos #YouTubeIsNotAllure #SmokyEyes#Panda #Makeup #Beauty #guru #spoof